Saturday, 3 November 2007

Trash's first post

OK, hi. This is my first - yes, very first - post.

I am Sammie, AKA Trashcan Girl - after a character in The Stand called 'Trashcan Man'. He's kind of my idol. I start fires.

Never started one in a wheelie bin though.

Well, today I started a small fire in my backgarden. Tonight my parents will be holding a Bonfire Night Party (apparently, to hold it actually on Bonfire Night would be wrong - something about it being a school night) and there was a HUGE pile of crap and dead leaves and... well.

I'm grounded. I also set off one of the Roman Candles too, into the plants. That's probably what did it, because the rhodedendrum caught fire. Mum loves rhodedendrums.

Anyway, I started a small fire in my wastepaper basket, and I probably should be keeping an eye on that.

All my love,

Trash.

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About this blog

This blog is a Felix Sq. creation. It is entirely fictional - Trash does not exist. You can read Felix's real-life blog here at toiletducknut.blogspot.com/.
The pictures are mine. I was going to get Bob to do it. Here she lurks - bobeth.blogspot.com.