Actually Bonfire Night.

Tonight, I am being locked in. My parents think it is the best way to prevent 'accidents'. They have also removed my Bic lighter. Hmm. Ah well, I have a blowtorch somewhere. Anyway, I have gone two days (including today) without setting fire to something or blowing something up, so that's a bonus. Maybe it's because all the neighbours are in the name of public holidays.

Remember, remember

The 5th of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot

I see no reason

Why gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot.

Damn good fun, anyway.

I remember the last time I tried to give up firestarting - for New Year's. And like most New Year's, it failed. I torched a grassy verge, then a flowerbed...

But I am giving up now. I have a problem. Admitting that you have a problem is the first part of the cure, n'est ce pas? What does that mean, the French bit? Meh.

Trash.