Well, my parents went out today, leaving me with Annoying Older Sister. And AOS's boyfriend, Faeces-Features. Which was fortunate for me, because it gave me time to look for my Bic. Annoying Older Sister and Faeces-Features were trying to suck each other's faces off... so I took the advantage. I also did not wish to witness such a gross and de-disturbing sight. I advise you to get ye olde puke pail.
So I found my Bic, and decided to refill it over the sink in the utility room. Then I gave it an experimental flick. Next think we know, the sink's on fire, including a bucket of water (hey, it got butane on it, m'kay?) which I thought was quite cool. But the smoke detector went off and sis and Faeces-Features came hurtling downstairs in their underwear. Now use the puke pail.
Sis called the fire brigade to spoil the fun. And our parents. So I now have to face the music, so to speak. Mum's gonna go nuclear.
I wonder if I can mitigate the chain reaction by saying exactly what the flaming sink prevented Annoying Older Sister and Faeces-Features from doing in the en suite?
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