Oh sh*t.
My lovely charming cow-slag of an older sister has decided to write "SAMMIE W. <3 DAVID TENNANT" in big letters in permanant marker on one of the girls' toilet-stalls. But I'll handle it. I'll handle it. I mean, it's not as if the Union of Evil Dumb Bitches have been teasing me about it. All day. In loud voices. In front of EVERYONE.
OK, they have. But I can handle it. I'm mature enough not to seek revenge. I am.
I'm not. I've burnt her favourite picture of her and faeces-features (it has pride of place on her bedside table) and will paint a comprehensive list of all her current boyfriends (three) on the toilet wall using the ashes and turpentine. It's a big picture. A4-sized. Told you she loved it.
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Good words.
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