I'm back with healed hands!

Well not quite, but I have operating fingers, so that's a plus.

1. I take back my "wonderful older sister who is perfect and beautiful and wholly unsluttish in every way" comments now. SHE MADE ME in return for typing it up. I have also had to change my password to prevent infiltration... but she hasn't, which is a plus, I must say. Anyway, she's on a date/orgy so she can't bother me. Yes! And it's Friday, which can only be a good thing (see part 2).

2. Well, I have to say, skool. Skool, school, house of hideous verbal torture, whatever you want to call it. To day, one of the satanic whorde, they who wear pink and have blonde dyed hair, decided that it was not OK to be a sarcastic, creepy (I admit that I can be), redhaired, Buddy Holly-glasses-wearing, slightly plain, unslutty, psuedo-gothic, slightly misanthropic , pyromaniac bibliophile. Or, as this charming example of humanity put it, "OMG look at the ikky freak!!!" I'm reluctantly impressed. "Ikky" is a new one on me, I admit. There is imagination in there... somewhere lurking. Like a girder in a quagmire, I imagine.

3. We spent half an hour shivering on the playing field today.

4. Lets just say that if you call me an ikky freak and don't lock your locker, expect to find your stuff slightly more... carbon-based... than it was when you last saw it. I torched her stuff. I admit it was the reason for number 3. We got to see some pretty blue lights attached to large red trucks with ladders on them, and lots of "well fit" firemen.

5. "Well fit" firemen couldn't hold a candle to David Tennant.

6. What? I may be what I am, but I can't have a little crush?

7. If you're looking for pictures of David Tennant, forget it. I don't do that sort of thing. Ever since AOS found pictures of some "cute" boy band member I had in my room because I found him cute. And wrote "Sammie W. luvs whatever-the-hell-his-name-is" all over the girls' toilets. And got some guy to write it all over the boys'. Cow.

Trashcan Girl, signing off.

PS. I will gets some pictures up here - like cartoon.s Give me time, they will go up!